Love quotes for this summer

More quotes (Love quotes, Bestfriend’s quotes, jokes and many more) A broken heart doesn’t ncesarily mean dat it can find refuge 2 anoder broken heart.. Sumtyms it just add scars.. to make it more broken! It’s so hard to be stranded by a love story.. Especially wen you are currently feeling the near end but […]

Corny Jokes

1. a couple at the wishing well. husband leans over, made a wish and throws coin. wife made a wish, but leans too much, falls in and drowns. Husband: “hala! bilis naman!” 2. Anak: papa ngtumbling ako sa skul! Ama: I told u hwag kang mgtatumbling at makikita yang panty mo! Anak: Hindi nmn nkita […]

Old School Jokes

1. ang MAYABANG mhal kna ayw pang aminin. ang TORPE mhal kna ayw pang sbihin, ang PAKIPOT mhal kna ayaw pang sgutin. pero ang TANGA nktapak n ng tae inamoy pa! 2. a black baby is given a pair of wings by a fairy. the baby asked, “does this mean I’m an angel?” fairy laughs, […]

Old man Jokes

1. BITOY: dagul, bakit ang pandak mo? DAGUL: kasi bata pa lang ako ulila na ko. BITOY: Ano kaugnayan nun sa pgiging pandak mo? DAGUL: sira pala ulo mo! Wala nga nagpalaki skin! 2. May isang kano na nglalakad. Nakita ni Juan na bukas ang bag ng kano! JUAN: pedro! sbihin mo dun sa kano […]

Filipino Best Jokes

1. DOC1: I’m feeling guilty. I had s*x with my patient. DOC2: Relax! It really happens in our profession. DOC1: G*go! Anong relax ka jan? Veterinarian kaya ako! 2. Sa garden of Eden. ADAM: Lord, hindi ko na kaya ang tukso sakin ni Eba. LORD: Maging matatag ka anak. Bakit? Paano ka tinutukso? ADAM: bading! […]

Classic Filipino Jokes

1. Ang gabi ay itim. Sa labas ay madilim. Tumingin ka man, cguradong madilim. Buksan mo man ang yong mga mata, kulay itim. Nangangahulugan, ang madilim ay itim. Huh? 2. When problems seem unbearable and solutions are too elusive. Never try to give up on life. Why? Come on! Hindi mo alam, grabe ang struggle […]