Love quotes for your love ones

Want some best quotes for your love ones?? More here at Barkadaquotes.com Keep on following on us, thank you 1. s dami ng mga simpleng bgay n dumaan at nwala s buhay ko, kaw ang 1 s mga simpleng bgay n ayw ko plampasin dhil IKAW LANG ang simpleng bgay n special sken.. – Tagalog […]

Love quotes for this summer

More quotes (Love quotes, Bestfriend’s quotes, jokes and many more) A broken heart doesn’t ncesarily mean dat it can find refuge 2 anoder broken heart.. Sumtyms it just add scars.. to make it more broken! It’s so hard to be stranded by a love story.. Especially wen you are currently feeling the near end but […]

Corny Jokes

1. a couple at the wishing well. husband leans over, made a wish and throws coin. wife made a wish, but leans too much, falls in and drowns. Husband: “hala! bilis naman!” 2. Anak: papa ngtumbling ako sa skul! Ama: I told u hwag kang mgtatumbling at makikita yang panty mo! Anak: Hindi nmn nkita […]

Old School Jokes

1. ang MAYABANG mhal kna ayw pang aminin. ang TORPE mhal kna ayw pang sbihin, ang PAKIPOT mhal kna ayaw pang sgutin. pero ang TANGA nktapak n ng tae inamoy pa! 2. a black baby is given a pair of wings by a fairy. the baby asked, “does this mean I’m an angel?” fairy laughs, […]

Old man Jokes

1. BITOY: dagul, bakit ang pandak mo? DAGUL: kasi bata pa lang ako ulila na ko. BITOY: Ano kaugnayan nun sa pgiging pandak mo? DAGUL: sira pala ulo mo! Wala nga nagpalaki skin! 2. May isang kano na nglalakad. Nakita ni Juan na bukas ang bag ng kano! JUAN: pedro! sbihin mo dun sa kano […]

Filipino Best Jokes

1. DOC1: I’m feeling guilty. I had s*x with my patient. DOC2: Relax! It really happens in our profession. DOC1: G*go! Anong relax ka jan? Veterinarian kaya ako! 2. Sa garden of Eden. ADAM: Lord, hindi ko na kaya ang tukso sakin ni Eba. LORD: Maging matatag ka anak. Bakit? Paano ka tinutukso? ADAM: bading! […]